unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

goodson:

anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue

let’s see what you can do with this banana peel

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight