officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

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alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

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chearsmag:

"L.A Eats" by Stephanie Gonot.

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lovejapanese80s:

中森明菜 赤い鳥逃げた(「ミ・アモーレ」別歌詩&ラテン・ロングヴァージョン) 1988年06月25日

lovejapanese80s:

中森明菜 赤い鳥逃げた(「ミ・アモーレ」別歌詩&ラテン・ロングヴァージョン) 1988年06月25日

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blacktinabelcher:

welcometoross:

Charlie Day - Philadelphia Style Magazine

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

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madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears

madness-and-gods:

A wonderful bunch of bears

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